I am sat watching countdown, the dogs are driving me batty and I am contemplating whether I could ever win that teapot. Although today’s successful five letter word I managed to conjure was: cakes. Thinking of cakes, I am perpetually hungry. I have twice attempted flapjacks since lockdown, twice failed. How can I fail when there are only four ingredients you ask? Well… my culinary skills are poor, but I tried. I can just about bake peanut butter dog biscuits, but let us face it, spaniels will eat anything. It is nice to believe they are appreciating my expert skill but I am pretty sure one of them ate my silicone nipple shield the other day. It mysteriously disappeared and hasn’t been found since...
I did, however, manage to wash my hair this morning. Impressive huh? It is the little victories in life that make me smile. Oh, the car didn’t start yesterday. See, I told you it happens all the time! Jake is back at work so I am manning the fort of my own. I wonder how many people have made their own pillow forts since being stuck inside? The lockdown is clearly driving us all insane.
Anyways, I better go. Marlowe has just wee'd through his nappy on me, the dogs are digging up the garden and I am slowly loosing my sanity. What a conundrum.
31//03/2020
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